Variety is the colonel's secret recipe of life

Sometimes, a billboard or sign will catch your eye and make you think about something. Maybe you just think it's clever wording or maybe you wonder what that product being advertised actually is. Other times, your gag reflex goes off and you have to hang on to the steering wheel so you don't hit someone during your dry heaving.

Such can be the case when you drive past a KFC and see a "Variety Bucket" for $9.99. Something about that didn't sit well with my stomach at 7:40 this morning. It's not like they were advertising "A Grab-bag of Chicken" or a "Sack of Surprises."

Just a bucket of variety.

I think I'd rather use the school nurse's chapstick.