It can always be worse ...

It's hard meeting people. Several of my friends have lamented to me in the last week how hard it is for them on the "dating scene." We've all been there. But then there is this guy.

What do his bros say to him when he strikes out with a girl? I'd like to think they say at least one of the following things:

1. At least she said she enjoyed you in "Fantastic Four." You're like a celebrity.

2. She wasn't attractive. Trust me, if you could see through that thing, you'd know. You dodged a major bullet.

3. I told you, you should have shaved.